After you start learning all about the mechanics of piloting a riverboat, you stop seeing all the pretty sunsets and you start thinking about the weather.

Speak comfortable words!

William Shakespeare

My life so common it disappears and sometimes even music cannot substitute for tears.

Paul Simon

I believe however that peace is attainable regardless of the Arabs mentality, society or government.

Yitzhak Rabin

'Dallas' hit a chord back in the late Seventies and Eighties because it was the age of greed: here you have this unapologetic character who is mean and nasty and ruthless and does it all with an evil grin. I think people related to JR back then because we all have someone we know exactly like him. Everyone in the world knows a JR.

Larry Hagman

All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.

Brendan F. Behan

I can never suppose this country so far lost to all ideas of self-importance as to be willing to grant America independence; if that could ever be adopted I shall despair of this country being ever preserved from a state of inferiority and consequently falling into a very low class among the European States.

King George III

If you can love someone with your whole heart, even one person, then there's salvation in life. Even if you can't get together with that person.

Haruki Murakami

The Lord prefers common looking people. That is why he made so many of them.

Abraham Lincoln

If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.

Benjamin Franklin

It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black.

Charles Monroe Schulz

A marriage doesn't have to be perfect, but you can be perfect for each other.

Jessica Simpson

I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.

Steven Wright