Quote by Mike Judge

Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.

Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is somethin

Summary

This quote suggests that stealing can lead one to success, highlighting a twisted sense of humor in the act of getting away with illegal behavior. It implies that achieving personal gain through theft or dishonest actions can be seen as a clever or amusing accomplishment. However, it is crucial to note that this explanation does not endorse or validate stealing; rather, it reflects the potential misguided perspective of someone who finds humor in such actions.

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By Mike Judge

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