Quote by Steven Wright

The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...

The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can.

Summary

This quote is a humorous reference to the animated television show "The Flintstones." The speaker expresses their love for "The Stones," which refers to the main characters of the show, Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble. By mentioning these beloved characters, the quote implies that the speaker is a fan of the show and enjoys watching it whenever possible. It highlights the speaker's fondness for this classic cartoon.

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By Steven Wright

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