Success is more attitude than aptitude.

'Breaking Bad' is the best, the greatest, the most amazing thing I have ever watched on television.

Tony Kaye

The Americans are violently oral. That's why in America the mother is all-important and the father has no position at all -- isn't respected in the least. Even the American passion for laxatives can be explained as an oral manifestation. They want to get rid of any unpleasantness taken in through the mouth.

W. H. Auden

I believe that for the past twenty years there has been a creeping socialism spreading in the United States.

Dwight D Eisenhower

My dad has always been very proud of me but I think I have exceeded his expectations. When I told him I wanted to be an actor and moved to New York City, I think he assumed I would be playing the guitar on the subway and collecting spare change in my guitar case. The fact that I'm not doing that means that I'm a huge success.

Jesse Tyler Ferguson

For much of the female half of the world, food is the first signal of our inferiority. It lets us know that our own families may consider female bodies to be less deserving, less needy, less valuable.

Gloria Steinem

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

Carol Burnett

One rose says more than the dozen

Wendy Craig

A commitment to sexual equality with males is a commitment to becoming the rich instead of the poor, the rapist instead of the raped, the murderer instead of the murdered.

Andrea Dworkin

What seems to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise

Oscar Wilde

We are told to let our light shine, and if it does, we won't need to tell anybody it does. Lighthouses don't fire cannons to call attention to their shining- they just shine.

Dwight L. Moody

The exquisite art of idleness, one of the most important things that any University can teach.

Oscar Wilde

I improve on misquotation.

Cary Grant