Quote by Steven Wright

The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rosetwice. Everything had two shadows.

The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rosetwi

Summary

This quote humorously illustrates the confusion that can arise during daylight savings time. It suggests that due to the time change, the sun rose twice, leading to the unusual occurrence of everything having two shadows. It captures the playful notion of how our concept of time can create unexpected and amusing situations.

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