The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rosetwice. Everything had two shadows.

Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a nice plump missionary

Oscar Wilde

It is, I think, an indisputable fact that Americans are, as Americans, the most self-conscious people in the world, and the most addicted to the belief that the other nations of the earth are in a conspiracy to under value them.

Henry James

I was just looking at the jukebox. Just playing records. She said, You want to play with me?I said, Sure. How much?She says, Five bucks, two dollars for the room.Was it nice, Jack?All women are nice.

Jack Kerouac

When a man moves away from nature his heart becomes hard.

American Indian Proverb, Lakota

The proposed Constitution is, in strictness, neither a national nor a federal constitution; but a composition of both.

James Madison

What I've been developing is a vegan fast food chain and vegan food markets.

Heather Mills

I wanted to do something inspirational for my children.

Harvey Weinstein

Just because you are CEO, don't think you have landed. You must continually increase your learning, the way you think, and the way you approach the organization. I've never forgotten that.

Indra Nooyi

The concept of a Nash equilibrium n-tuple is perhaps the most important idea in noncooperative game theory.

P. Ordeshook

My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. Everybody drinks water.

Mark Twain

In the measurement world, you set a goal and strive for it. In the universe of possibility, you set the context and let life unfold.

Benjamin Zander

There is no such thing as pure pleasure; some anxiety always goes with it.

Ovid