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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress; but I repeat myself.http://www.twainquotes.com/Congress.html

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of

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This quote, often attributed to American author Mark Twain, is a satirical remark on the perceived incompetence of members of Congress. It suggests that being an idiot and being a member of Congress are essentially the same thing, implying a negative view on the intelligence or decision-making ability of lawmakers. The quote serves as a humorous critique on politicians and the functioning of political institutions, highlighting a cynicism towards government officials.

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By Mark Twain, Mark Twain, a Biogra

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