Quote by Mark Twain

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of C

Summary

This humorous quote by Mark Twain implies that being an idiot and a member of Congress are essentially the same thing. It suggests that those in positions of power and authority, like members of Congress, are often perceived as unintelligent or ignorant. Twain's statement playfully suggests that being a member of Congress automatically means being an idiot, highlighting the common negative perception and stereotypes associated with politicians and lawmakers.

By Mark Twain

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