Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?

For me, Twitter works best as a way of taking pictures of being stuck in traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge. If people really want to read really funny quips about life, parenting, and pop culture, then by all means read Michael Ian Black's tweets.

Michael Showalter

It's really hard to say how long the show will last and will continue. I hope it lasts for a very long time. As long as kids watch it, anyway. But beyond this, sure, I would love to be doing film. I'd love to be doing more theater and perhaps even writing.

Steve Burns

She wins who calls herself beautiful and challenges the world to change to truly see her.

Naomi Wolf

To be a well-favoured man is the gift of fortune; but to write and read comes by nature.

William Shakespeare

People see my photos and think I labor over my image and I'm this cool, brooding artist. But I'm just having fun with it.

Lenny Kravitz

I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous.

Dave Attell

The work of the individual still remains the spark that moves mankind forward.

Igor Sikorsky

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice.

Jimmy Fallon

The way you give your name to others is a measure of how much you like and respect yourself.

Brian Tracy

Man always dies before he is fully born.

Erich Fromm

We forge the chains we wear in life.

Charles Dickens

We see societies establishing themselves, nations forming themselves, which in turn dominate over other nations or become subject to them. Empires rise and fall; laws, forms of government, one succeeding another; the arts, the sciences, are discovered and are cultivated; sometimes retarded and sometimes accelerated in their progress, they pass from one region to another. Self-interest, ambition, vainglory, perpetually change the scene of the world, inundate the earth with blood. Yet in the midst of their ravages manners are gradually softened, the human mind takes enlightenment, separate nations draw nearer to each other, commerce and policy connect at last all parts of the globe, and the total mass of the human race, by the alternations of calm and agitation, of good conditions and of bad, marches always, although slowly, towards still higher perfection...

Jacques Turgot