The system isn't stupid, but the people in it are.

She was so fat that she has a dress with a sign on the back that says caution wide load

Rodney Dangerfield

I design for myself and the first question I ask is, 'Would I wear it?'

Claudia Schiffer

The atoms of the earth are formed inside of stars. Nothing really dies, everything is transformed.

Kelly Easton

A cynic is just a man who found out when he was ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still upset.

James G. Cozzens

To understand someone, find out how he spends his money.

Mason Cooley

I'm the guy that made Joe DiMaggio famous.

Lefty Gomez

I've been looking at the iPod- the Apple iPod. One of the interesting things about the iPod, one of the things that people love most about it is not the technology it's the box it comes in.

Donald Norman

Inside each of us resides the truth, I began, the absolute truth. But sometimes the truth is hidden in a hall of mirrors. Sometimes we believe we are viewing the real thing, when in fact we are viewing a facsimile, a distortion.

Garth Stein

Women are told from their infancy, and taught by the example of their mothers, that a little knowledge of human weakness, justly termed cunning, softness of temper, outward obedience and a scrupulous attention to a puerile kind of propriety, will obtain for them the protection of man.

Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

Ken Hammond

Flowers are the free throw of love. You're looking for the clutch three-pointer from downtown. Daniel Holloway

Dating Makes You Want to Die:

Man maintains his balance, poise, and sense of security only as he is moving forward.

Maxwell Maltz