Quote by Erma Bombeck

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years.'

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a si

Summary

This quote emphasizes a practical approach to parenting, emphasizing the finite timeframe of raising children. By putting a sign in each child's room that says "Checkout Time is 18 years," the speaker implies that their role as a parent is meant to be temporary. This suggests that the focus should be on preparing children to become independent, self-sufficient individuals by the time they reach adulthood. It implies a mindset of setting boundaries and expectations, while also acknowledging the importance of gradually transitioning children into responsible and autonomous adults.

By Erma Bombeck

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