is no substitute for hard work.
I've never understood what the upside of marriage would be for me personally.
Arsenio Hall
I love college life.
Lil' Romeo
There is a sort of subjection which is the peculiar heritage of largeness and of love; and strength is often only another name for willing bondage to irremediable weakness.
George Eliot
In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.
Mark Twain
He that bringeth a present findeth the door open.
Thomas Fuller
We increase whatever we praise. The whole creation responds to praise, and is glad.
Charles Fillmore
Errors of taste are very often the outward sign of a deep fault of sensibility.
Jonathan Miller
I knew a girl that was so ugly that... The last time I saw a mouth like hers it had a hook on the end of it.
Rodney Dangerfield
The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.
Source Unknown
Any young man who is unmarried at the age of twenty one is a menace to the community.
Brigham Young
Professional critics are incapable of distinguishing and appreciating either diamonds in the rough or gold in bars. They are traders, and in literature know only the coins that are current. Their critical lab has scales and weights, but neither crucible or touchstone.
Joseph Joubert
Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel.
