All things need watching, working at, caring for and marriage is no exception. Marriage is not something to be treated indifferently, or abused or something that simply takes care of itself. Nothing neglected will remain as it was or is, or will fail to deteriorate. All things need attention care and concern and especially so in this most sensitive of all relationships of life.

The only way to get gay issues off the front pages of Canadian newspapers is to grant gay and lesbian people our full civil equality and leave it alone.

Dan Savage

Very often, I don't make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown man is making these noises.

David Ogden Stiers

There is no such thing as truth. The only thing that is actually there is your logically ascertained premise, which you call truth.

U. G. Krishnamurti

Happiness is a decision and so as Love. If you decide to be happy then you're happy. If you decide to love then you love.

Ann Marie Aguilar

Ninety-nine percent of the failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses.

George Washington Carver

A mother's ability to provide for her children is not always tied to income, but rather to education.

Cat Cora

My husband said he wanted to have a relationship with a redhead, so I dyed my hair.

Jane Fonda

It is better to be unhappy in love than unhappy in marriage, but some people manage to be both.

Guy de Maupassant

Some people seem to go through life standing at the complaint counter.

Fred Propp Jr.

My dad grew up in a working-class Jewish neighbourhood, and I got a scholarship from my dad's union to go to college. I went there to get an education, not as an extension of privilege.

Ezra Koenig

Stop just cheering for others who are living their visions. Commit yourself to your own success and follow the steps required to achieve it.

Steve Maraboli

This is my impression of a bowling ball... (Drags the mikealong the floor, then lifts it...) Gutter...

Steven Wright