Quote by Demetri Martin

I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, 'Looks like you're writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, you'll get more money.'

I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note o

Summary

This quote humorously suggests a surreal scenario where a paper clip, typically known for offering assistance while writing on a computer, gives advice on writing a ransom note instead. It highlights the absurdity and dark humor in the situation, exploring the notion that even in unconventional circumstances, unexpected help might present itself. The quote's intention is to playfully comment on creativity, the power of language, and the unexpected sources from which guidance can arise.

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