I do not think I had ever seen a nastier-looking man.... Under the black hat, when I had first seen them, the eyes had been those of an unsuccessful rapist.

The wheel of fortune turns round incessantly, and who can say to himself, I shall today be uppermost.

Confucius

The other day I was playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

Steven Wright

It devastates me now that I have been reduced to a Hollywood statistic - another joke marriage.

Sophia Bush

I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who's having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material.

Bruce McCulloch

Some men fish all their lives without knowing it is not really the fish they are after.

Henry David Thoreau

My biggest role as director on the film is keeping a sense of the overview - how to cast the movie and shoot it in such a way that it will cut together. And how to design the style and tone.

Jay Roach

In love, everything is true, everything is false; it is the one subject on which one cannot express an absurdity

Chamfort

All men want to be treated like kings in a relationship, and I think if women don't indulge that sometimes, their men are likely to stray and look for someone who can give that to them.

Giada De Laurentiis

I am sure that if the mothers of various nations could meet, there would be no more wars.

E. M. Forster

I love meeting people and helping them.

Princess of Wales Diana

A lot of football success is in the mind. You must believe you are the best and then make sure that you are.

Bill Shankly

Yeah, it's risky, but no more risky than driving a car.

Cory Lidle