Quote by Mark Twain

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.

Summary

This quote, often attributed to the American writer and humorist Mark Twain, suggests a unique perspective on the afterlife. It humorously suggests that heaven is desirable for its pleasant climate, while hell might be more appealing due to the interesting companionship it offers. With a touch of irony, the quote alludes to the idea that sometimes being around unconventional or rebellious individuals could be more stimulating and enjoyable than being in an environment that is supposedly ideal.

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Humor Funny Philosophy Christian Misattributed Theology

By Mark Twain

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