I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.

I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew that my IQ had been damaged.

Stephen King

I know of nothing sublime which is not some modification of power.

Edmund Burke

I travel the garden of music, thru inspiration. It's a large, very large garden, seen?

Peter Tosh

I know nothing of that directly; I only know what I have been told by other young ones who couldn't have known directly either. I want to find out the truth about them and the wanting has grown until there is more of curiosity in me than fear.

Isaac Asimov

Eat to please thyself, but dress to please others.

Benjamin Franklin

Nothing has changed in our relationship with East West. We have no relationship with East West. We've been withholding our labour for almost seven years now.

Andrew Eldritch

Intense love does not measure, it just gives.

Mother Teresa

Somebody must take a chance. The monkeys who became men, and the monkeys who didn't are still jumping around in trees making faces at the monkeys who did.

Lincoln Steffens

I remember one day sitting at the pool and suddenly the tears were streaming down my cheeks. Why was I so unhappy? I had success. I had security. But it wasn't enough. I was exploding inside.

Ingrid Bergman

Occasionally he stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.

Winston Churchill

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

W. C. Fields

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

Bob Hope