Quote by Johnny Carson

For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the irony of our preoccupation with technology and communication in today's society. It suggests that even after death, the trivial aspect of our physical appearance, like hair and nails, strangely persists, while our connections with others, symbolized by phone calls, inevitably diminish. It serves as a reminder to prioritize genuine human interactions and meaningful connections over superficial concerns, emphasizing the fleeting nature of our obsession with virtual communication.

By Johnny Carson

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