The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.

You need to do the work to bring the money in, but not compromise standards.

Heston Blumenthal

Great love affairs start with Champagne and end with tisane.

Honore de Balzac

The winner persistently programs his pluses; the loser mournfully magnifies his minuses.

William Arthur Ward

Life is too short to spend hoping that the perfectly arched eyebrow or hottest new lip shade will mask an ugly heart.

Kevyn Aucoin

My poor vision gives me a soft-focus morning. For the first half hour, I kind of wander through my house, and everything is a blur. I put my contacts in when I'm ready to deal with the world.

Carrie Ann Inaba

Every knee will bend before me, and every tongue shall give glory to God.

Jesus Christ

Newt Gingrich is one of the brightest people in the Republican Party and he's always been a little unorthodox in his approach to politics, but that's what makes him Newt Gingrich.

Gary Bauer

Humans are amphibians - half spirit and half animal. As spirits they belong to the eternal world, but as animals they inhabit time.

C. S. Lewis

Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.

Ogden Nash

Doing for people what they can and ought to do for themselves is a dangerous experiment. In the last analysis the welfare of the workers depends upon their own initiative. Whatever is done under the guise of philanthropy or social morality which in any way lessens initiative is the greatest crime that can be committed against the toilers. Let social busy-bodies and professional public morals experts in their fads reflect upon the perils they rashly invite under this pretense of social welfare.

Samuel Gompers

There are various, nay, incredible faiths; why should we be alarmed at any of them? What man believes, God believes.

Henry David Thoreau

Experience, the universal Mother of Sciences.

Miguel de Cervantes