If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Summary

This quote presents a humorous scenario that challenges the common sayings about toast and cats. It suggests that if you were to combine these two phenomena by strapping toast to the back of a cat and dropping it, there would be a conflicting outcome. It invites the reader to contemplate the outcome - does the toast stay butter-side down or does the cat land on its feet? It playfully highlights the unpredictability and contradiction in life's situations.