Quote by Jay Leno

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extor

Summary

This quote is a humorous perspective on Valentine's Day, suggesting that men see it as a day of financial pressure and compulsory gift-giving. It implies that men may feel obligated to spend money on extravagant gestures or gifts for their partners as a form of extortion. The quote plays on the idea that Valentine's Day has become highly commercialized, placing an emphasis on material expressions of love. It pokes fun at societal expectations while highlighting the financial implications that some individuals may associate with this holiday.

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Men

By Jay Leno

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