Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to keep out of those places.

I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to

Summary

This quote is a humorous response to a problem or complaint. The speaker humorously approaches the conversation with their doctor, stating that they broke their arm in two places. However, instead of offering sympathy or advice for the injury, the doctor jokingly suggests that the speaker should avoid those places to prevent further accidents. The quote implicitly highlights the doctor's humorous attitude or the speaker's desire for a light-hearted response.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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