I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to keep out of those places.

Draw your salary before spending it.

Artemus Ward

I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.

Tina Fey

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

Jerry Lewis

Curiosity is not a sin.... But we should exercise caution with our curiosity... yes, indeed.

J.K. Rowling

I think we need to significantly reduce the regulatory burden on the private sector. The Obama administration is doing the opposite. They're loading on more and more regulation on the private respect to how the economy functions.

Dick Cheney

To me, my biggest fear is getting a big head, and that is when I get the hammer. Because it's very easy in this game to believe you're something special.

Keith Richards

Usually I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in y.

Cassandra Clare

It is not shameful for a man to succumb to pain and it is shameful to succumb to pleasure.

Blaise Pascal

A professional whose job it is to explain to others what it personally does not understand.

Lord Northcliffe

A retaliator behaves like a hawk when he is attacked by a hawk, and like a dove when he meets a dove. When he meets another retaliator he plays like a dove. A retaliator is a conditional strategist. His behaviour depends on the behaviour of his opponent.

Richard Dawkins

It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Anonymous

I wasn't afraid of getting old, because I was never a great beauty.

Shirley MacLaine