Quote by Steven Wright

I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour inonly ten minutes.

I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour ino

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that the speaker has mastered the art of waiting by enrolling in a non-existent course in "speed waiting." By enhancing their ability to be patient and calm, they claim to have the ability to endure an hour of waiting in only ten minutes. The quote highlights the speaker's wit and humor, playfully implying that they have somehow mastered the skill of making time pass faster when in reality waiting is often perceived as tedious and lengthy.

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By Steven Wright

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