Quote by Steven Wright

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford halfof them. Now I can ride a unicycle.

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford ha

Summary

This quote highlights the creativity and resilience of the individual. Despite not being able to afford the complete set of bicycle riding lessons, the person found an alternative solution by only attending half of them. Despite the challenges, they turned it into an opportunity to learn a different skill and eventually became proficient in riding a unicycle. It emphasizes the importance of resourcefulness and the ability to adapt and make the best out of difficult situations.

By Steven Wright

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