Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the li

Summary

This quote humorously captures the challenges faced in a marriage. The line highlights a humorous paradox â€” the speaker's spouse shows affection to their pet that they do not display towards the speaker themselves. It embodies the feeling of sometimes feeling overlooked or unappreciated in a relationship, while also acknowledging the quirks and differences that can surface between partners. Ultimately, it speaks to the universal and relatable struggles that can arise in any marriage, adding a touch of lightheartedness to the complexity of maintaining a lasting partnership.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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