I was trained as an actress. But I wasn't a very convincing actress, so I started doing punk poetry and then fell into doing stand-up.

Is it not a species of blasphemy to call the New Testament revealed religion, when we see in it such contradictions and absurdities.

Thomas Paine

Convicções profundas só as têm as criaturas superficiais. Os que não reparam para as coisas quase que as veem apenas para não esbarrar com elas, esses são sempre da mesma opinião, são os íntegros e os coerentes. A política e a religião gastam dessa lenha, e é por isso que ardem tão mal entre a Verdade e a Vida.

Fernando Pessoa

Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living.

Nicholas Negroponte

A little rebellion now and then... is a medicine necessary for the sound health of government.

Thomas Jefferson

If your opponent is of choleric temper, irritate him.

Sun Tzu

Wisdom outweighs any wealth.

Sophocles

To whom much is given, much is expected. I do believe this. It's embedded in me.

Tim Cook

Ah just act the way ah feel.

Elvis Presley

Somewhere deep down there's a decent man in me, he just can't be found.

Eminem

Not failure, but low aim is sin.

Benjamin E. Mays

I had three points I wanted to make: That not everybody in Hollywood is on the left, that Obama has broken a lot of the promises he made when he took office, and that the people should feel free to get rid of any politician who's not doing a good job. But I didn't make up my mind exactly what I was going to say until I said it.

Clint Eastwood

For me this world was neither so high nor so low as the Church would have it; chequered over with its wild light shadows, I could love it and all the children of it, more dearly, perhaps, because it was not all light.

James Anthony Froude