I could not tread these perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a saving sense of humor.

You are aware of only one unrest;Oh, never learn to know the other!Two souls, alas, are dwelling in my breast,And one is striving to forsake its brother.Unto the world in grossly loving zest,With clinging tendrils, one adheres;The other rises forcibly in questOf rarefied ancestral spheres.If there be spirits in the airThat hold their sway between the earth and sky,Descend out of the golden vapors thereAnd sweep me into iridescent life.Oh, came a magic cloak into my handsTo carry me to distant lands,I should not trade it for the choicest gown,Nor for the cloak and garments of the crown.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one... Itwasn't doing what I was doing.

Steven Wright

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!

William Shakespeare

Do your best, one shot at a time and then move on. Remember that golf is just a game.

Nancy Lopez

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness.

Elaine MacDonald

Love will never let you down, if you don't give it up

Benny Bellamacina

When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.

Mae West

Earlier feminists were almost universally pro-choice and have dominated political debate until now. Having access to abortion was viewed as the only way women could have full equality with men, who, until recently, couldn't get pregnant.

Kathleen Parker

Not only don't diets work, they're actually designed to fail. It's not you or your lack of will power that's the problem. It's that diets by their very nature simply don't work.

Robert L. Schwartz

First, I believe that this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of landing a man on the moon and returning him safely to the earth. I believe we should go to the moon. But there is no sense in agreeing or desiring that the United States take an affirmative position in outer space, unless we are prepared to do the work and bear the burdens to make it successful.

John Fitzgerald Kennedy

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio.

William Shakespeare

It is a mark of soulfulness to be present in the here and now. When we are present, we are not fabricating inner movies. We are seeing what is before us.

John Bradshaw