Quote by Steven Wright

I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.

I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dyi

Summary

This quote describes a distressing situation where the speaker attempted to take their own life using a bungee cord but repeatedly came close to death without the intended result. It serves as a poignant reminder of the speaker's deep despair and desire to end their life, while also highlighting the element of survival and their inability to fully carry out their tragic intention.

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By Steven Wright

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