I tried to make meat loaf out of the girl but it becomes too frustrating a task and instead I spend the afternoon smearing her meat all over the walls, chewing on strips of skin I ripped from her body

Lesson number one, she muttered, love is beyond your grasp. Lesson two: nowhere is it written that you're guaranteed fairness. And three: there's only right and wrong.

Sandy Blair

I think it's a tough road if you're a stay-at-home mom, a working mom, if you have a partner, if you don't. It's the best job in the world, and the toughest job in the world all at the same time.

Angela Kinsey

When two people meet, there are really six people present. There is each man as he sees himself, each man as he wants to be seen, and each man as he really is.

Michael De Saintamo

Fear secretes acids; but love and trust are sweet juices.

Henry Ward Beecher

Mother had committed me for life. This is where I felt betrayed the most.

Kate Millett

Thinking things has been done through the ages; knowing things remains to be done.

Source Unknown

In the weakness of one kind of authority, and in the fluctuation of all, the officers of an army will remain for some time mutinous and full of faction, until some popular general, who understands the art of conciliating the soldiery, and who possesses the true spirit of command, shall draw the eyes of all men upon himself. Armies will obey him on his personal account. There is no other way of securing military obedience in this state of things.

Edmund Burke

I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.

Mae West

To travel is to take a journey into yourself.

Danny Kaye

Our great democracies still tend to think that a stupid man is more likely to be honest than a clever man.

Bertrand Russell

No art form points like poetry to this originality of language as to its essential and abiding concern.

Thomas Harrison

Well, I am a lot like my dad, and the character of Ted is based on my dad.

Max Cannon