True friendship is a plant of slow growth, and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity, before it is entitled to the appellation.

You guys own the Muppets, and you're just kind of sitting on 'em. I really love the Muppets, and I think I know how to bring the franchise back.

Jason Segel

The true knowledge or science which exists nowhere but in the mind itself, has no other entity at all besides intelligibility; and therefore whatsoever is clearly intelligible, is absolutely true.

Ralph J. Cudworth

People only talk about what a joyous experience it is, but there is terror: Your life, as you know it, is over. It's over the day that child is born. It's over, and something completely new starts.

Bill Murray

If you would win the world, melt it, do not hammer it.

Alexander Maclaren

Life was simple before World War II. After that, we had systems.

Grace Murray Hopper

When you lie down with a short prayer, commit yourself into the hands of your Creator and when you have done so, trust Him with yourself, as you must do when you are dying.

Jeremy Taylor

All I say is that I don't go out with famous men.

Samantha Mumba

If my accent betrayed my foreign birth, it also stamped me as an enemy, in the imagination of the producers.

Bela Lugosi

A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished.

The Talmud

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile -- hoping it will eat him last.

Sir Winston Churchill

The real story of Facebook is just that we've worked so hard for all this time. I mean, the real story is actually probably pretty boring, right? I mean, we just sat at our computers for six years and coded.

Mark Zuckerberg

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.

Oscar Wilde