Quote by Curt Schilling
Trust me, I have never written a speech in my life, and if I have my way, I never will.

Summary
This quote expresses the speaker's lack of interest or willingness to write a speech. They claim to have never written one before and have no intention to do so in the future. It reflects their strong aversion towards the task, suggesting a preference for alternative forms of communication or perhaps a fear of public speaking. The quote conveys a sense of certainty and determination in avoiding the process of speechwriting altogether.