Quote by Steven Wright

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year.I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled

Summary

This quote humorously captures the perspective of a young child who is feeling apprehensive about the passing of time. The child's logic is simple yet full of innocent concern, imagining the rapid progression of age based on their recent experience. It amusingly highlights the way children perceive time and how they may misunderstand its concept, showcasing their innocence and innate curiosity.

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By Steven Wright

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