Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting on his lap. He

Summary

This quote juxtaposes innocence and darkness, highlighting the irony and twisted humor within a grim situation. It sardonically remarks on the ironic request made by the speaker's dying uncle, expressing a macabre sense of humor in the face of death. The quote serves to provoke shock and challenges conventional expectations, blending humor with a morbid reality.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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