Quote by Fred Allen

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the contradictory behavior and mindset of many individuals. It suggests that people often engage in reckless or indulgent behavior throughout the week, only to seek forgiveness or solace in religion on Sundays. By jokingly comparing these erratic actions with the concept of attending church and hoping for their wild behavior to bear no consequences, the quote underscores the inconsistency and irony in people's values and actions.

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