Quote by Steven Wright

I used to be a bartender at the Betty Ford Clinic.

I used to be a bartender at the Betty Ford Clinic.

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This quote is a straightforward statement about the speaker's former occupation as a bartender at the Betty Ford Clinic. The Betty Ford Clinic is a well-known addiction treatment center that helps individuals recover from substance abuse issues. The implication of this quote is that the speaker had experience serving alcohol or interacting with individuals struggling with addiction while working at this institution. However, due to the concise nature of the quote, further details are not provided.

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