Quote by David Lee Roth

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that the person used to engage in physical exercise, specifically jogging, but found it difficult to pursue because the ice cubes from their glass kept falling out while they were running. The quote uses exaggeration to highlight the person's preference for a more leisurely activity over vigorous exercise. It satirically underscores the notion that some individuals may find creative excuses or barriers to avoid participating in strenuous physical activities.

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By David Lee Roth

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