I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her.

All the bands get along really well. That's one of the biggest things on a tour. It's great to get all these cool bands together, but if they don't get along it sucks.

Brandon Thomas

Good judgement is the result of experience and experience the result of bad judgement.

Mark Twain

It is a slightly arresting notion that if you were to pick yourself apart with tweezers, one atom at a time, you would produce a mound of fine atomic dust, none of which had ever been alive but all of which had once been you.

Bill Bryson

It is easy to hate and it is difficult to love. This is how the whole scheme of things works. All good things are difficult to achieve and bad things are very easy to get.

Confucius

Life is a loss of time.

Gerhard Kocher

A nation is a detour of nature to arrive at five or six great men- yes, and then to get around them.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Why abandon a belief merely because it ceases to be true? Cling to it long enough and... it will turn true again, for so it goes. Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor.

Robert Frost

A man always has two reasons for doing anything -- a good reason and the real reason.

John Pierpont Morgan

The wise know too well their weakness to assume infallibility; and he who knows most, knows best how little he knows

Thomas Jefferson

In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.

H. L. Mencken

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

Groucho Marx

Like swimming, riding, writing, or playing golf, happiness can be learned.

Boris Sokoloff