Quote by Steven Wright

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that the fire hydrant factory was constantly busy, resulting in limited parking spaces nearby. The irony lies in the fact that while working with fire hydrants is important for public safety, it ironically creates inconvenience in terms of finding parking spots. So, the quote both highlights the significance of fire hydrants in mitigating fire risks and adds a lighthearted tone by revealing a comical side effect of their production.

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By Steven Wright

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