Quote by Steven Wright

My VCR flashes 01:35, 01:35, 01:35, ...

My VCR flashes 01:35, 01:35, 01:35, ...

Summary

This quote suggests that the speaker's VCR is experiencing a continuous flashing of the time "01:35". It implies that there may be a technical issue or malfunction with the VCR's display, causing it to constantly show the same time repeatedly. This could be an amusing observation or a frustration, depending on the context and the speaker's perspective.

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By Steven Wright

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