She walks in beauty, like the nightOf cloudless climes and starry skies;And all that's best of dark and brightMeet in her aspect and her eyes...

I had a girlfriend that was so fat she wore a CROSS YOUR THIGHS bra.

Rodney Dangerfield

The audience is the most revered member of the theater. Without an audience there is no theater. Every technique learned by the actor, every curtain, every flat on the stage, every careful analysis by the director, every coordinated scene, is for the enjoyment of the audience. They are our guests, our evaluators, and the last spoke in the wheel which can then begin to roll. They make the performance meaningful.

Viola Spolin

One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.

Terry Pratchett

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, And he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

The keys to brand success are self-definition, transparency, authenticity and accountability.

Simon Mainwaring

All my possessions for a moment of time.

Queen Elizabeth

I am cursed with computers something always goes wrong.

Carla Bruni

Is anyone simply by birth to be applauded or punished?

Hitopadesa

In order to properly understand the big picture, everyone should fear becoming mentally clouded and obsessed with one small section of truth.

Xun Zi

I am like a kid. I tell my family and friends I'm like a kid.

Shahrukh Khan

People break down after a couple of hours. All the defenses go down, and there's a kind of communication that if I spent 20 years in a living room with one of these people, I would never, never know as much about them as I do in that one day.

Lee Grant

Men are the sport of circumstances when it seems circumstances are the sport of men.

Lord (George Gordon) Byron