You wanna eat my shit. It's all that figures for you. Alright, I like a little shit on my side. Makes me feel so good. It smells so lovely. I love diarrhea. So much of it for you here.

I normally don't eat junk food.

Martin Yan

Never weather-beaten sail more willing bent to shore.

Thomas Campion

The work was like peeling an onion. The outer skin came off with difficulty... but in no time you'd be down to its innards, tears streaming from your eyes as more and more beautiful reductions became possible.

Edward Blishen

Love is a trap. When it appears, we see only its light, not its shadows.

Paulo Coelho

A whopping 89 percent of buyers start their home search online. How your house looks online is the modern equivalent of 'curb appeal.' Rent a wide-angle lens and good lighting, get rid of your clutter and post at least eight great photos to win the beauty contest.

Barbara Corcoran

The beginning of wisdom is to desire it.

Ibn Gabirol

Family quarrels are bitter things. They don't go according to any rules. They're not like aches or wounds, they're more like splits in the skin that won't heal because there's not enough material.

F. Scott Fitzgerald

I receive Thee ransom of my soul. For love of Thee have I studied and kept vigil toiled preached and taught

St. Thomas Aquinas

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market.

Robert Frost

Foolproof systems do not take into account the ingenuity of fools.

Gene Brown

Well the country songs themselves are three-chord stories, ballads which are mostly sad. If you are already feeling sorry for yourself when you listen to them they will take you to an even sadder place.

Willie Nelson

The waltz is a very important part of my life. It's a very important way for me to express my positiveness, bringing humor to the world.

Andre Rieu