I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.

Habit is a second nature which prevents us from knowing the first, of which it has neither the cruelties nor the enchantments.

Marcel Proust

I bear a charmed life.

William Shakespeare

I don't know if Jim was a major part of that or not. He is one of a small group of real storytellers. He has enormous imagination and ability to write. I'm glad he's coming back. It's going to be good for the show.

Matthew Ashford

Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it.

Malcolm X

I've reached a point in my life where it's the little things that matter... I was always a rebel and probably could have got much farther had I changed my attitude. But when you think about it, I got pretty far without changing attitudes. I'm happier with that.

Veronica Lake

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled.

Richard Feynman

To stand in true relations with men in a false age is worth a fit of insanity, is it not?

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

Groucho Marx

Irresponsibility is part of the pleasure of all art it is the part the schools cannot recognize.

James Joyce

You have to risk failure to succeed. The important thing is not to make one single mistake that will jeopardize the future.

An Wang

Everybody loves you when they are about to cum.

Madonna

When I left school I went on trip around the world - I only got as far as Australia, but like a bloody fool I cut it short because of a girl. It's probably one of my big regrets in life.

Ben Nicholson