Quote by Susan Orlean

I want a chainsaw very badly, because I think cutting down a tree would be unbelievably satisfying. I have asked for a chainsaw for my birthday, but I think I'll probably be given jewelry instead.

I want a chainsaw very badly, because I think cutting down a

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This quote expresses the speaker's desire for a chainsaw due to the anticipated satisfaction of cutting down a tree. They express a strong longing for this object and have even requested it as a birthday gift. However, they believe that they might receive jewelry instead, indicating a mismatch between their desires and others' perception of their wants.

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By Susan Orlean

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