Quote by Steven Wright

My watch is three hours fast, and I can't fix it. So I'm goingto move to New York.

My watch is three hours fast, and I can't fix it. So I'm goi

Summary

This humorous quote highlights a person's frustration with their watch being three hours fast, implying that it's permanently stuck in that state and cannot be fixed. As a comical solution, they decide to move to New York, a city within the same time zone as the discrepancy on their watch. The quote playfully showcases their desire to align themselves with a place where their off-kilter timekeeping would be compatible, rather than attempting to resolve the issue.

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By Steven Wright

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