Quote by Steven Wright

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the concept of time management by applying it to the high-speed sport of car racing. It suggests that by starting earlier in the race, the drivers could avoid the necessity of driving at such incredibly high speeds. The underlying message encourages a proactive approach to tasks, indicating that planning ahead can alleviate the need for rushing or taking unnecessary risks.

By Steven Wright

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