Watching football is like watching pornography. There's plenty of action, and I can't take my eyes off it, but when it's over, I wonder why the hell I spent an afternoon doing it.

Before you give up hope, turn back and read the attacks that were made on Lincoln.

Bruce Barton

Better a snotty child than his nose wiped off.

English Proverb

If there is any one secret of success, it lies in the ability to get the other person's point of view and see things from that person's angle as well as from your own.

Henry Ford

Human beings hardly ever learn from the experience of others. They learn; when they do, which isn't often, on their own, the hard way.

Robert A. Heinlein

Insincerity is always weakness sincerity even in error is strength.

George Henry Lewes

Good food and a warm kitchen are what makes a house a home. I always tried to make my home like my mother's, because Mom was magnificent at stretching a buck when it came to decorating and food. Like a true Italian, she valued beautification in every area of her life, and I try to do the same.

Rachael Ray

The joy of life is variety; the tenderest love requires to be renewed by intervals of absence.

Samuel Johnson

Nothing reopens the springs of love so fully as absence, and no absence so thoroughly as that which must needs be endless.

Anthony Trollope

We are all in this together, by ourselves.

Lily Tomlin

I have been able to travel all over the country and see many places that I probably never would have visited. I have also participated in many charity events for worthy causes.

Rob Mariano

Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.

Thomas Edison

The thing about football - the important thing about football - is that it is not just about football.

Terry Pratchett