Quote by Luke Salisbury

Watching football is like watching pornography. There's plenty of action, and I can't take my eyes off it, but when it's over, I wonder why the hell I spent an afternoon doing it.

Watching football is like watching pornography. There's plen

Summary

This quote humorously compares watching football to watching pornography, drawing attention to the captivating nature of both activities. The analogy suggests that while football provides a thrilling and engaging experience, it ultimately leaves the observer feeling somewhat empty once it concludes. The quote highlights the way in which something so alluring in the moment may lack long-term fulfillment or satisfaction.

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By Luke Salisbury

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