Quote by John Green

Well, while you were in the bathroom, I sat down at this picnic table here in Bumblefug, Kentucky, and noticed that someone had carved that GOD HATES FAG, which, aside from being a grammatical nightmare, is absolutely ridiculous. So I'm changing it to 'God Hates Baguettes.' It's tough to disagree with that. Everybody hates baguettes.

Well, while you were in the bathroom, I sat down at this pic

Summary

This quote is a humorous commentary on a derogatory message found carved on a picnic table. The speaker, finding the message both grammatically incorrect and absurd, decides to change it to "God Hates Baguettes." The statement about everyone hating baguettes is intended to highlight the silliness of the original message while also reflecting on the universal dislike for baguettes, as a playful twist on the notion of hate. Overall, the quote challenges prejudice by using humor to undermine offensive sentiments.

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