Quote by Kinky Friedman

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that

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This quote humorously highlights the similarities between Jesus and the speaker, implying that they both lived unconventional lives. The mention of being Jewish, not having a job, a home, or getting married could be seen as a playful comparison to Jesus' humble and itinerant lifestyle. The phrase "irritating people" adds a lighthearted tone, suggesting that both Jesus and the speaker may have caused some disruption or challenged societal norms. It ultimately serves to showcase a witty and relatable connection between their experiences.

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