Quote by Dave Barry

We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.

We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citiz

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the importance of complying with tax obligations. It suggests that the speaker intends to cooperate with the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) to avoid legal consequences, primarily out of a sense of patriotism. The underlying message is that paying taxes and meeting legal responsibilities is a duty expected of citizens, promoting societal cohesion and order.

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