Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in.

Whenever two people meet there are really six people present. There is each man as he sees himself, each man as the other person sees him, and each man as he really is.

William James

It is personality with a penny's worth of talent. Error which chances to rise above the commonplace.

Pablo Picasso

The torch of doubt and chaos is what the sage steers by.

Chuang Tzu

The healthy stomach is nothing if it is not conservative. Few radicals have good digestions.

Samuel Butler

Never judge a book by its movie.

J. W. Eagan

Since the goal of my programs is to show audiences how humor can both help them heal as well as deal with not-so-funny stuff, I decided to discuss the events of the previous week, the pain all of us were feeling, and how humor and some laughter might be beneficial.

Allen Klein

My mom started smoking when she was 11. She went to the hill next door to try her first cigarette. She set the entire hill on fire, but it didn't deter her.

Loni Anderson

Faith that it's not always in your hands or things don't always go the way you planned, but you have to have faith that there is a plan for you, and you must follow your heart and believe in yourself no matter what.

Martina McBride

One must know oneself. If this does not serve to discover truth, it at least serves as a rule of life, and there is nothing better.

Blaise Pascal

Work saves us from three great evils boredom, vice and need.

Voltaire

But when a Man

Jonathan Swift, The Tale of a Tu

I would love to go back as Leela in this new series.

Louise Jameson