Quote by Steven Wright

I went to a fancy french restaurant called Deja Vu. Theheadwaiter said, Don't I know you?

I went to a fancy french restaurant called Deja Vu. Theheadw

Summary

The quote humorously portrays a situation where the speaker visits a fancy French restaurant called Deja Vu. When the headwaiter remarks, "Don't I know you?", it plays on the irony of the restaurant's name, which means a feeling of familiarity or repetition. The quote suggests that the speaker's experience at the restaurant resembles an occurrence they have already encountered, creating a light-hearted and amusing moment.

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By Steven Wright

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